Shoe Porn (Not for the weak)

***Warning*** Reading this may post may cause heart fluttering, sweaty palms and a strong desire to open your wallet. Reader discretion is advised.

Hello Friends,

Last night did start innocently enough. My friend Helen and I were at our friend Vickie's house for some Tuesday post-work gossip. After Vickie had put her son to bed, she asked us in the most enthusiastic voice if we would like to see some of her designer shoe collection. Of course we said yes, but we had no idea what was in store for us. Lucky me, I had my iphone to capture all of the naughtiness that was to happen right before our eyes. 

The first pair she tried on was a pair of incredibly mouthwatering Sergio Rossi Pumps:

Eeeeeeekkkk..... aren't these gorgeous? They are perfect for the office and are all around sexy! Plus, I love the color- very unexpected (they're like a deep brownish red?). I would practically strip for these shoes (well, not really, but you get the point of how absolutely wonderful they are!)

Next up, are these beauties from Jimmy Choo:

Holy sh*t! These are real stunners, they aren't called 'the up in the air' shoes for nothing? Hehe. Just looking at them made my heart beat a little faster. They aren't really for the shy, but nothing says wild and fun like black patent and toe cleavage. I want to borrow them for a sexy night out, but doubt that they would ever leave the bedroom. Oh no, TMI???

And to keep things even more interesting, here is a pair of sky-scraping Brian Atwood heels:

I don't think that I've ever seen a Brian Atwood shoe in real life until now. I love the extra punches of color on the platform and are the perfect alternative to a leg extension (which, people in China actually get done- for real!). Vickie did mention that these were the least comfortable of all of her heels, but dammit, sometimes we all gotta suffer for fashion.

And last but not least, the shoe climax of the evening goes to:

F*ck me! It's the bow chic satin sandal from Roger Vivier!!!!!! This is the same shoe that has been seen on celebrities like Leighten Meester and Claire Danes. When I first saw the red box I swear that I stopped breathing for almost 2 minutes. This shoe does evoke that type of reaction. And...if you look closely, you will see that each shoe has a thorn sticking out of it's stiletto heel. Is that genius or what? Stunning, absolultely stunning.

So for fun, here is a group shot of all the shoe babies together (including a few pairs of jaw-dropping prada shoes that I didn't include in the post)

And, I just wanted to mention, that all these shoes were purchased on sale, some up to 50-60% off. So not only is my friend gorgeous but she's a smart cookie too! Thank you so much Vickie, for letting me take an embarrassing amount of pics of your gorgeous legs and sharing some of your favorite heels with us!!!

And thank you everyone for reading. And we would love to know, what did you think of the shoes?